72% of Adulterers Blame Actions on Global Warming
It’s a 96% consensus of 72% of adulterers who blame Global Warming. If you were wondering whether there is anything in the world that can’t be blamed on Global Warming, the answer is no there isn’t.
Global Warming is the deity of a secular left that is forever angry at the world and responsible for everything. If there’s a flood or forest fires, if it’s hot or it’s cold, if crime is rising or falling, if there’s a civil war in Syria or adultery in Berkeley...
…it’s all Global Warming’s fault.
Victoria Milan, a dating website for people looking to cheat on their significant other, surveyed 5,000 of its members, both men and women. A shocking 72% of them responded that yes, their own Al Gore-esque stress about unpredictable weather is the cause of their extra-marital dalliances. Guess the fact of their existing committed relationships was just an inconvenient truth.
A few centuries ago they would have said the devil made them do it. Now it’s the Global Warming devil that made them do it.
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